LAST NIGHT I HAD SEX

BY Maina Kiwiri

So last night I had sex, or was it making love? Well I don’t know. But I do know it felt nice.  Didn’t take that long. she felt good too. Or so she said.

The circumstances that led us there? Well simple yet complicated. Si you know these youthly desires. Oh, u are saved, you don’t feel these things, the grace is sufficient you know.. 2^nd Corinthians chapter 2 vs. 9. Well I do, n I did, and n she was present. She couldn’t be absent. Not with the love I’ve been lavishing her of late. Not with the close proximity we’ve been sharing of late. The intimate moments we’ve been having especially after long hours of sharing Gods word till late in the night.  She’s a saved sister you know… n I love the Lord. I know him… to an extent.

Well, last night I had sex… started with the bible study. Till late in the night. As usual. Then somewhere in the middle, set in the rain, first the drizzle. Long enough as if warning me it was time to leave. Well how would I leave, we were sharing the word. You can’t leave the word hanging you know. N then it was drizzling. This is how brothers get colds. And again, am I not a faithful brother? Are you not my witnesses in Jerusalem, Samaria Judea and to the ends of the earth Acts 1 vs.8?

Last night I had sex I say… then came in the rain. First thunderstorm, then lighting. As if God was taking photographs of what was taking place between us, then the heavy rains. Sister, this rain, do you mind if I pitch tents at your house this night?   It’s OK brother lest Jesus comes back and tells me he asked for shelter and I offered none.**

Last night I had sex. So the bible study continued. Bit by bit. Did I just hear myself quote 1^st Corinthians 13? Did I just say Love is timeless? I know where this is leading. Did she just tell me that God is love 1st John 4 vs.8 and we SHOULD LOVE EACH OTHER as Christ did the church? Ephesians 5 vs.25. 
This is where your Bible Prowess helps you. So I open Colossians 3 vs. 18 and tactfully omit the wives part quote the ‘submit to your husbands’ and run away with it. Replacing the husband with man. Women should submit to men... And the agenda starts to flow easily. Did she just ask us to do a comprehensive study of songs of Solomon?

 
Last night I had sex. This morning too before I took my bible and came here… then it got cold. And we moved closer. Then closer. And closer still. Still on songs of Solomon… chapter 1, chapter you n two, chapter three n me, blah blah blah….. greet one another with a holy kiss,,, Romans 16vs 16
that’s when we decided to greet, is it not the bible that has commanded us so? brother, sister, did greetings do the next chemistry n the next, then we were both naked.

Last night we had sex. Here comes the bomb shell. I tried touching her… but brother, I thought these things were for married people, n am like is she playing hard to get or is she serious with what she's saying?  So I tell her, but we r in love, am soon going to marry you… I don’t believe you she says. I can even marry you here, do we need a big multitude, its just a matter of vows n a sign. Covenant remember? The vows well make them ,the sign is what we are just about to do. The  witnesses? Oh my God, there's no way out of here…. Witnesses??!!
Then an idea just strikes… at your end point that's wen Jesus comes…. I unleash my Samsung tablet. The digital era,,,
We’ll record all of it an post it on you tube Facebook twitter for all the world to see.
 

Last night I had sex… did I tell you,what an escapade!!  the beginning of one two many…, the statistics just got better or is it worse. Two more youths joined the club. Two more youths broke their virginity last night, two more souls just left the Lords camp. Two more lives lost to the devil, two more hypocrites in church, two more teenagers who did not fight the battle to the end, just two more,,, more to the negative, two more Christians just had sex last night. Two more just forgot who they were serving, two more Christians. Just two. Two many more Christians had sex last night. Then I reported myself first.With a repentant heart, asking God for forgiveness, because, Last Night I had sex…